(From SVBC member Nancy Nelson)

Two Turkey Vultures were preparing to migrate north for the summer but, after talking about it, they decided they were too old to fly all that way. So they decided to take a plane.

When they were about to board the aircraft, the flight attendant, noticing that both buzzards were carrying a dead armadillo, asked, “Would you like to check those armadillos through as luggage?”

“No thanks,” the buzzards replied, “they’re carrion.”