This is a humor article. Not ‘ha-ha’ humor but vitreous humor…which is that gooey stuff inside your eyeball.

Your vitreous humor contains collagen fibers and as you age, those fibers sometimes become ghost-like images that you can see as they float around your retina; hence their common name…FLOATERS.

Thanks to FLOATERS, I sometimes see Swifts where there ain’t no Swifts when birding.

On a 1-10 scale of things to worry about, this ranks a 1.